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standard What We’re Swankful for in 2012

2012. What a year it’s been. While we might have just re-elected a socialist president (along with a buffoon of a veep), and Wall Street continues to function as a thinly disguised version of the modern mafia, swanksters like us still have a lot to be thankful – err, SWANKful for – this year. Don’t ever let the crap media’s version of life in America drag you down. Things could always be worse. You could be rotting away in a tropical hell of a jungle prison where guards shove bamboo shoots under your fingernails every hour on the hour and force you to watch Dora the Explorer all day long.
See what we mean? It can always be worse.
But, as the year draws to a close and we reflect …

standard Casting Call for the Swank Life Calendar

We’ve been holding the secret so long we thought our spleen was going to burst, but it’s finally time to let the cat out of the bag.
The First Annual Swank Life Calendar Girl Casting Call is imminent (that means it’s going to happen pretty soon). What is the Swank Life Calendar? Only the newest, hottest, dare we say, swankiest calendar in Arizona. In fact, we’re pretty sure this thing is going to blow up so big that one state won’t be able to contain it. Today Arizona, tomorrow the world.
Here’s the deal. Swank Life is holding an open casting call to select 12 girls for our 2013 calendar. We’re looking for applicants ages 18-27, sizes 0-4, anywhere from 5’4” to 5’11”. Models (or even amateurs who think they …