While investing in property might initially seem boring to an ultra-swanky hipster like yourself, are you aware of the fact you could turn your old-fashioned retirement account into a real estate money maker and make yourself filthy, stinking rich in the process? We’re not kidding. Have you seen the hotness factor exhibited by the women that the eternally goofy-looking real estate and television mogul Donald Trump typically ends up with? Draw whatever conclusion you want, but we’re just saying that the size of his wallet might have something to do with it. Seriously…that hair…the abrasiveness.