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standard What We’re Swankful for in 2012

2012. What a year it’s been. While we might have just re-elected a socialist president (along with a buffoon of a veep), and Wall Street continues to function as a thinly disguised version of the modern mafia, swanksters like us still have a lot to be thankful – err, SWANKful for – this year. Don’t ever let the crap media’s version of life in America drag you down. Things could always be worse. You could be rotting away in a tropical hell of a jungle prison where guards shove bamboo shoots under your fingernails every hour on the hour and force you to watch Dora the Explorer all day long.
See what we mean? It can always be worse.
But, as the year draws to a close and we reflect …