The following list has been making the rounds of the Internet, but just in case you missed it, take a few minutes to read the reasons (allegedly) a disgruntled girlfriend dropped her beau like a hot weasel. No word yet on whether the target of this crushing missive is presently writhing in a pile of smoldering shame or wondering what kind of woman doesn’t like Snow Dogs?
“Why I’m dumping You” in all its original glory:
You think Predator 2 was better than the original.
It’s not Cousint, it’s Cousin.
You referred to your cockatoo as your baby.
The airbrushed clothing.
You eat your cereal with water instead of milk.
You can name all of the dudes in One Direction.
You have one-too-many posters of Michael Phelps in a Speedo.
You used air quotes when you talked …