June, 2013

standard This Breakup Burn Might Leave a Scar

The following list has been making the rounds of the Internet, but just in case you missed it, take a few minutes to read the reasons (allegedly) a disgruntled girlfriend dropped her beau like a hot weasel. No word yet on whether the target of this crushing missive is presently writhing in a pile of smoldering shame or wondering what kind of woman doesn’t like Snow Dogs?
“Why I’m dumping You” in all its original glory:

You think Predator 2 was better than the original.
It’s not Cousint, it’s Cousin.
You referred to your cockatoo as your baby.
The airbrushed clothing.
You eat your cereal with water instead of milk.
You can name all of the dudes in One Direction.
You have one-too-many posters of Michael Phelps in a Speedo.
You used air quotes when you talked …

standard How Swank is Your Home?

Maybe you’re not fully swankified yet. Horror of horrors, maybe you still have to work for a living and balance your checkbook in order to avoid the dreaded “too much month at the end of the money” syndrome. Fear not, swankster in training. We’re going to show you four cool things to give your beer budget home the illusion of luxury. Remember Robin Leach, champagne wishes and caviar dreams? Here we go!
Automate the Heck Out of It
How much would you pay for programmable thermostats that learn to anticipate your preferences and adjust themselves accordingly AND are controlled via a remote control wi-fi or even mobile app when you’re not around? It turns out you can make your home smarter than the rest when it comes to temperature settings …